17. The Perfect Couple

Got this from my mail, just a good laugh after lunch... =D
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Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect
courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course,
perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their
perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of
the road in distress.

Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to
disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded
Santa and his toys into their vehicle.

Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the
driving
conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an
accident.

Only one of them survived the accident.

Question: Who was the survivor?













Answer:

The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the
first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such
thing as a perfect man!



**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.

**** Men keep scrolling.












So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been

driving. This explains why there was a car accident.



**** Men Keep scrolling











By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this
illustrates another point: Women never listen!